Monday, May 18, 2009


The other day while giving Finn a bath, I noticed that he got his FIRST FRECKLE!

This blew my mind because it solidifies that he's like, a real person. A person who's not only going to get freckles, but also body hair and cavities and a girlfriend and a tattoo and OH EM GEE mah baby is growing up! Wait, deep breath, he's only 2. Calming down now.

Coincidentally, I also got a new freckle in a weird place - my thumb.

I don't know what this means, but I feel like it means something. Like, something to do with palmistry. But seeing as how little I know about that subject, I'm just going to theorize that it means that I am pregnant with the second coming of Einstein.

And something else that I'd like to talk about (that will NOT have an accompanying photograph) is the fact that my chest is currently expanding at an insane rate. I don't recall this happening last time until towards the end of the pregnancy. I'm busting out of all my bras and although Jake is NOT minding this "development" (heh, heh, heh) but I'm a little perturbed. Because if THIS is how they are NOW...well, then how are they going to be come October? I'm worried for the well being of my bras and also my husband, who won't be allowed to touch them for the entire time I'm breastfeeding. And seeing how they are looking so AWESOME these days, I feel kinda sorry for him.

In other CrAzY-town news, I was just asked to be in a wedding for my husband's best friend. I'm not super close to the girl, but we are both really close to the guy. And when is their wedding, you ask? Why, about 1 month before I'll have the baby. Because you know what's cute? An 8 month pregnant chick in a bridesmaid dress. Uh huh, SUPER CUTE. At least my rack will look hot.


Parsing Nonsense said...

I'm pretty sure I saw that freckle placement meaning at a book in Barnes and Noble somewhere...

Honestly, I think pregnant bridesmaids look super-cute so long as the bride is merciful and picks a flattering dress. Slapping an extra swath of fabric in the front does not a cute dress make.

Sarah @ said...

Maybe the bridesmaid dress will be a nice, deep V-neck. That's what I'd pray for. I mean, you've got to accent your best traits during pregnancy and seriously? THE BOOBS ARE AMONG THEM.